"You're Ruth?"-customer
"No, the 'Less' isn't here, I should be Ruthless. But if you can be ruthless, can you be ruthful? I think you can, but it sounds like they mean the same thing, like flammable and inflammable, which makes it an oxymoronic paradox."-me
Okay, so it may not be that funny, but I thought it was clever, and it's my blog, so I'm posting it anyway.
2 comments:
she probably just stared at you blankly.
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