Funny Quote

Somehow at work we got onto the conversation about what Wal-Mart will not sell in bulk for good reason. And that, like many of my coversations at work, went to bizarre places, and this is something that came out of it.

Thearetical Wal-Mart checker outer-Your not buying this paint to sniff it, are you?

My Theoretical Response-"Oh no, I live vicariously. I only sniff paint cards."

(Thanks to Riley Armstrong's self-titled album for providing the soundtrack to this bit of silliness.)